10 methods on how to pass a DRUG TESTprestonascott2020-10-08T10:55:15-07:00
10 methods on how to pass a DRUG TEST
Do you need to pass a drug test but you have been getting high?.. Are you feeling Screwed? Let’s get this disclaimer out of the way … Whether you are giving Urine/Blood/Hair/Saliva and even Perspiration/Precipitation (a newer method) samples, It is illegal and a crime to fake a drug test. There may be some severe consequences for doing so. When a test has been falsified for military, probation, parole, DOT and non-DOT employment reasons, it is however largely up to the entity or employer how to handle the matter.
Many are simply placed into a position to take tests knowing their systems were dirtier than a crack house restroom. If you have time many purchase multi-packs of Easy @ home tests online and started testing myself at day 14. It won’t save you from regular random mouth swabs drug tests. Weed is known to dissipate to undetectable levels after 45 days in average person. The heavier you are the longer it takes. 30 days is not recommended for any regular user. Reddit r/drugtesthelp is a terrific place to seek current 24hr detox advice. Hint: If that applies, go there now… Saliva tests use a little plastic stick about an inch wide and has a swab on the end of it and they ask you to swab your cheeks and then leave it under your tongue for another 5-10 minutes while they watch you
What Luck, I’m Bald!
THC-COOH, the THC “metabolites” sought by testing, travel through your bloodstream and then are stored in your hair. A lab technician will cut anywhere from 100 to 120 strands of hair at least 1.5” (inches) long from your head, collected from the root which represents about 3 months of growth and hair grows half inch per month on average. So you after 90 days (3 months) your first 1.5” (inches) should be clean. You also need to add about 10 days to for the last amount to be absorbed into your hair and to grow out. So more like around 100 days total. If your hair is too short, or if you’re bald, body hair is used instead.
For example, urine is tested for the concentrations of the specific drug “metabolites”. They must be below the typical cutoff levels shown below:
Drug Cutoff Levels (ng/ml)
Marijuana metabolites (THCA) 50
Cocaine Metabolites (Benzoylecgonine) 150
Phencyclidine (PCP/Angel Dust) 25
Amphetamine (Speed) 500
6-Acetylmorphine (6AM or Heroin) 10
When Will Drugs Exit Your Body Naturally?
Type of Illicit Drug Length of Time it Stays in Your System
– Marijuana 2 days to 84 days
– Cocaine 24 hours up to 96 hours
– Heroin 48 hours to 96 hours
– Alcohol 6 hours to 96 hours
– Opiates 3 days to 7 days
– Amphetamines 3 days to 7 days
– PCP 3 days to 14 days
How to Pass a Drug Test:
⦁ Fake Urine: Products like Quick Fix, Monkey Whizz, Number 1, Synthetix5, Jet, Whizzkit, Monkey Dong, Whizzinator. and Quick Fix (QF), which comes highly recommend in all social media forums. It comes with a temp stripe and hand warmer. Beware of some products as testing facilities are now checking for presence of synthetic urine. You can also substitute urine from member of opposite sex if you can keep it fresh for at least 8 hours and keeping it very cold. Subbing is easy, but practice. Whizzinator for urine dispensing is also very popular.
Incorrect temp is the most common reason people fail using substituted urine. The hardest part is getting it up to temp fast enough because normal body temp can take over an hour to warm it up and it still might not reach the correct temp. Online retailers carry both foot and hand warmers. Some foot ones have a sticky side which works well. In a pinch, microwave it 45 mins before test for 10-20 seconds. Some women have shared placing fake piss in a pill bottle and then insert into her vagina. But if you don’t have one of those hiding places. Move on to #2
⦁ Detox/Cleanse (slow) Toxin Rid is one product that takes some days and involves swallowing 45-150 cleansing pills over the course of preventative treatment
⦁ Flush Detox drinks: These are very powerful drinks, many with as much niacin you consume in a whole month, and don’t be surprised to have straight diarrhea two days after you drink them. The most popular detox drink QCarbo16 seems to work well (no one reports diarrhea at least).
⦁ Niacin: Purchase the time release pills to lessen risk of niacin toxicity. This is potent stuff. The subject providing this advice was clean within around 10 days without stopping with this routine. Dosage (2 weeks before test) Took qty 3, 250 mg pills and drank 3 bottles of water/day for first week. Then Qty 2, 250 mg pills and 2 bottles of water/day 2nd week. Then every day, and the day of the test, took one 250 mg pill.
⦁ Goldenseal Root: This is an herb found at brick & mortar and online health food and vitamin stores. Goldenseal is a natural diuretic. This means that if your body has excess water weight, goldenseal extract will help promote urination and sweat in order to get rid of it. It also helps prevent buildup of fluids and other materials that can hinder joint functions. Many people are taking it to thwart urine tests but there is no proof that it works.
⦁ The Macujo (or “Mac”) Method: A seven-step hair-cleansing procedure, favored by many for its efficiency and convenience. What you’re aiming for with this method is to open up your hair cuticles to get to the hard part in the middle, which is the cortex, and flush out all the little metabolites swimming around in there. The Macujo drug-detox method is by far more efficient for flushing chemicals out of your hair than home remedies like vinegar and salicylic acid soaks are; this an effective home detox method reportedly working about 90 percent of the time.
⦁ Certo Method: A fruit pectin method to detox blood or urine the day of a drug test if they have recently consumed. In short, fruit pectin is a soluble fiber assassin. This method works by taking advantage of processes that happen naturally during digestion, which are explained above. However, it’s important to note that even this is not a sure-fire way to pass a drug test and it comes with some uncomfortable side effects.
⦁ Activated Charcoal: This method has been reported to help remove drugs from your system. Activated charcoal has been used for centuries to remove toxins during cases of poisoning. It is safe and not absorbed by the body. Instead, this slightly negatively charged powder provides a large surface area which makes for an excellent landing place for toxins and drugs to adhere. Taking activated charcoal before a drug test may be helpful in helping remove THC or other toxins from your body thru defecation.
⦁ Chewing Gum: When going in to apply for a job that interviews and hires on the spot and you cannot pass a drug test, go in chewing gum. If they give you an oral swab test, you’ll pass it or render it ineffective enough for them to send you to a lab where you can easily use fake urine to pass.
⦁ Junk Food: Make sure to avoid fats and eat healthy for 3 days prior to the test, then eat junk food for 2 days before test. It will prevent THC from exiting your stream. Eat and drink diuretics as much as possible as well (green tea, lemons, coffee, carrots, etc.) They flush your system even more.
What Next ~ How About Scrubbing Your Hands?
According to a study published recently in the Journal of Analytical Toxicology; A groundbreaking new fingerprint drug testing system can detect the presence of cannabis and other drugs with up to 99 percent accuracy. The device, the Reader 1000 manufactured by U.K. firm Intelligent Fingerprinting, can detect four classes of commonly abused drugs in the trace amounts of sweat found in fingerprints.
It’s commonly understood that by abstaining from the use of any drugs, any casual drug user should be completely cleansed in 12 weeks. The reality is that most people do not have the full 12 weeks to prepare for a drug screening, so you should start researching what generically worked for others, as well as panicked blog posters and even addicts who endorse detox drinks or whole body cleanse programs.